I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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