good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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