Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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