All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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