you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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