We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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