Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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