dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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