And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
