So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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