so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
The police scanner is talking about you again....
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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