i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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