I accidentally had phone sex last night
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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