she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
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