Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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