i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Come share oat with me in your robe
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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