soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My boob is missing a layer of skin
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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