ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i just sent this text using only my big toe
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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