If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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