girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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