did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i just google imaged poop.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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