redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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