dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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