Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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