I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
