I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
