i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Randomize
