That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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