just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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