Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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