Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
there is glitter all over my balls
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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