Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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