What did we do last night that was yellow?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Randomize