Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Randomize
