My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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