Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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