My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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