How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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