if you like me you must not know who I am
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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