So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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