Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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