I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
