FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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