It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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