I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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