So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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