Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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