what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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