you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
