he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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