Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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