So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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