Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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