oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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