Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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